YOU SAID:
Zotz! Zotz? What's zotz?
INTO JAPANESE
何もないこと!何もないことですか。何もないことは何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is nothing that! is there's nothing to do. What is nothing?
INTO JAPANESE
何もする!何の関係もあります。何は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing! there is nothing to do. What is the what?
INTO JAPANESE
何もない!何もしなければです。何は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing! There is nothing to do. What is the what?
INTO JAPANESE
何もない!何もしなければです。何は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing! There is nothing to do. What is the what?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.