YOU SAID:
Zip your pants, zip your pants, zip your pants and dance dance dance!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのズボンを郵送し、ズボンを締め、ズボンを締め、ダンスダンスダンスをする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Post your pants, tighten pants, tighten pants and dance dance dance.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのズボンを掲示し、ズボンを締め、パンツを締め、ダンスダンスをダンスします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Post your pants, tighten the pants, tie the pants, and dance the dance dance.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのズボンを掲示し、ズボンを締め、パンツを結び、ダンスダンスを踊ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Post your pants, tighten the pants, tie the pants and dance a dance dance.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのズボンを掲示し、ズボンを締め、パンツを結び、ダンスダンスを踊ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Post your pants, tighten the pants, tie the pants and dance a dance dance.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.