YOU SAID:
Zackary poops his pants and picks his boogers and eats it
INTO JAPANESE
ザッカリーはズボンのうんちをして鼻くそを取って食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zachary poops in his pants and takes a booger and eats it
INTO JAPANESE
ザカリーはズボンにうんちをして、鼻くそを取って食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zachary poops in his pants, takes a booger and eats it
INTO JAPANESE
ザカリーはズボンの中にうんちをし、鼻くそを取って食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zachary poops in his pants, takes a booger and eats it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.