YOU SAID:
Yuudachi is poi poi means poi don't gotta explain kuso poi don't feed the poibote anything poi or poi will freak out about poi and will only calm down with seeing a poi dance while holding a poi fish.
INTO JAPANESE
湯田町はポイポイは、ポイポイがポイやポイに何かを与えないと説明する必要がなくてはならず、ポイの魚を持ちながらポイダンスを見て落ち着くだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yuda-cho has to explain that poi poi does not give anything to poi or poi poi, just calm down by watching poi dance while holding poi fish.
INTO JAPANESE
湯田町は、ポイポイはポイやポイポイに何も与えない、ポイ魚を持ちながらポイダンスを見て落ち着かせるだけであることを説明しなければならない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yuda-cho must explain that poi poi does not give anything to poi or poi poi, only calms it by watching poi dance while holding poi fish.
INTO JAPANESE
湯田町は、ポイポイはポイやポイポイに何も与えない、ポイ魚を持ちながらポイダンスを見て落ち着かせるだけであることを説明しなければならない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yuda-cho must explain that poi poi does not give anything to poi or poi poi, only calms it by watching poi dance while holding poi fish.
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