YOU SAID:

Yourh soh slowh Major, en ze time et took yeu to walk down van leetel hallvay I vent all ze vay to London, got my head blown off, und came back!

INTO JAPANESE

Yourh soh slowh Major、en ze time et take yeu to walk down van leetel hallvay I vent all ze vay to London、get off my head、und come back！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yourh soh slowh Major, en ze time et take yeu to walk down van leetel hallvay I vent all ze vay to London, get off my head, und come back!

INTO JAPANESE

Yourh soh slowh Major、en ze time et take yeu to walk down van leetel hallvay I vent all ze vay to London、get off my head、und come back！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yourh soh slowh Major, en ze time et take yeu to walk down van leetel hallvay I vent all ze vay to London, get off my head, und come back!