YOU SAID:
Your waifu a ship, SHIIIP!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのワイフ船SHIIIP!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife ship SHIIIP!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの妻はSHIIIPを出荷します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife will ship SHIIIP!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの妻はSHIIIPを発送します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your wife will ship SHIIIP!
You've done this before, haven't you.