YOU SAID:

Your teach can't teach you nothing you can't teach youself so go home

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの教えはあなたに教えることができないものをあなたに教えることはできませんので、家に帰る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your teaching can not teach you what you can not teach, so go home.

INTO JAPANESE

人前で話していい事 悪い事を 教えた方が良さそうね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm gonna have to teach you what you can and can't say in front of people.

INTO JAPANESE

人前で話していい事 悪い事を 教えた方が良さそうね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm gonna have to teach you what you can and can't say in front of people.