YOU SAID:
Your right nostril is plotting against you. I can hear it.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの右の鼻孔はあなたに対してプロットしています。聞こえます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your right nostril is plotting against you. I can hear you.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの右の鼻孔はあなたに対してプロットしています。私はあなたが聞こえる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your right nostril is plotting against you. I can hear you.
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