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Your potatoes are musty and moldy because you farted in the ice machine and now you have brown ice, and you bathe your potatoes in ice to thaw them? Youre a very weird person, person. Because this is a strange place in an even stranger time

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモがかび臭いのは、製氷機でおならをして茶色の氷ができたので、ジャガイモを氷に浸して解凍したためですか?あなたはとても奇妙な人です、人。ここはさらに奇妙な時代の奇妙な場所だから

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Are the potatoes moldy because you farted in the ice machine and got brown ice, so you soaked the potatoes in ice to thaw them? You're such a weird person, people. Because this is a strange place in an even stranger time.

INTO JAPANESE

製氷機でおならをして茶色い氷になったので、ジャガイモを氷に浸して解凍したため、ジャガイモがカビたのですか？あなたはとても奇妙な人です、皆さん。なぜなら、ここはさらに奇妙な時代の奇妙な場所だからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted in the ice machine and it turned into brown ice, so I submerged the potatoes in ice to thaw them, so the potatoes got moldy? You are such a strange person, guys. Because this is a strange place in an even stranger time.

INTO JAPANESE

製氷機でおならをして茶色い氷になったので、氷に浸して解凍したらジャガイモがカビた？あなたたちは本当に奇妙な人です、皆さん。なぜなら、ここはさらに奇妙な時代の奇妙な場所だからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted in the ice maker and it turned into brown ice, so when I thawed it by soaking it in ice, my potatoes got moldy? You guys are really weird, guys. Because this is a strange place in an even stranger time.

INTO JAPANESE

製氷機でおならをしたら茶色い氷になったので氷に浸して解凍したらジャガイモがカビた？君たちは本当に変だよ、君たち。なぜなら、ここはさらに奇妙な時代の奇妙な場所だからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted in the ice maker and it turned into brown ice, so I soaked it in ice to thaw it and the potatoes got moldy? You guys are really weird, guys. Because this is a strange place in an even stranger time.

INTO JAPANESE

製氷機でおならをしたら茶色い氷になったので氷に浸して解凍したらジャガイモがカビた？君たちは本当に変だよ、君たち。なぜなら、ここはさらに奇妙な時代の奇妙な場所だからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted in the ice maker and it turned into brown ice, so I soaked it in ice to thaw it and the potatoes got moldy? You guys are really weird, guys. Because this is a strange place in an even stranger time.