YOU SAID:
Your nebulous pants have never been east of the west pole.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの漠然としたズボンは西の棒の東にはありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your vague trousers were not in the east of the west stick.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのあいまいなズボンは西の棒の東にはありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your ambiguous pants were not in the east of the west stick.
INTO JAPANESE
あいまいなズボンは西の棒の東にはありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ambiguous pants were not on the east of the west stick.
INTO JAPANESE
あいまいなズボンは西の棒の東にありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ambiguous pants were not east of the west stick.
INTO JAPANESE
あいまいなズボンは西の棒の東ではありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ambiguous pants were not in the east of the west stick.
INTO JAPANESE
あいまいなズボンは西の棒の東にありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ambiguous pants were not east of the west stick.
INTO JAPANESE
あいまいなズボンは西の棒の東ではありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ambiguous pants were not in the east of the west stick.
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