YOU SAID:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはハムスターだったとあなたの父は、エルダーベリーの匂い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom it was a hamster your father, of elderberry smell!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはそれがエルダーベリー臭いのハムスターあなたの父、でした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom it was a hamster your father, of elderberry smell!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.