YOU SAID:
your mom so ugly your dad had to get a husband
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても醜いあなたのお父さんは夫を取得する必要が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is so ugly your dad needs to get a husband
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても醜いあなたのお父さんは夫を得る必要が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is so ugly your dad needs to get a husband
That didn't even make that much sense in English.