YOU SAID:
your mom so fat when she sat on an iphone it became an ipad and cheese haha
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは、iphoneに座ったときにとても太っていたので、それがipadとチーズになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother was so fat when she sat on the iPhone that it became ipad and cheese
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはiPhoneに座っていてとても太っていたので、iPadとチーズになりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother was sitting on her iPhone and she was so fat that it became an iPad and cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはiPhoneに座っていて、彼女はとても太っていて、iPadとチーズになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother was sitting on her iPhone and she was very fat and turned into an iPad and cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはiPhoneに座っていて、彼女はとても太っていて、iPadとチーズになっていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother was sitting on her iPhone and she was very fat and had an iPad and cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはiPhoneに座っていて、彼女はとても太っていて、iPadとチーズを持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother was sitting on her iPhone and she was very fat and had an iPad and cheese.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.