YOU SAID:
Your mom's so fat the military uses her underwere as parachutes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても太っていて、軍隊は彼女をアンダーシュートとして使用します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is very fat and the army uses her as an undershoot
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは非常に太っていて、軍隊は彼女をアンダーシュートとして使用しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is very fat and the army uses her as an undershoot
That didn't even make that much sense in English.