YOU SAID:
your mom is so fat that i could use her as a table for my pizza
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても太っているので、私はピザのテーブルとして彼女を使うことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is so fat that I can use her as a pizza table
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても太っているので、私はピザテーブルとして彼女を使うことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom is so fat that I can use her as a pizza table
That didn't even make that much sense in English.