YOU SAID:
Your mom is a man, get inside of my van.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは男、私の車の中に入る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother enters a man, into my car.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは男に、私の車に入ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother enters my car for a man.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんは男のために私の車に入る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mother enters my car for a man.
Come on, you can do better than that.