YOU SAID:
Your mom. I saw your mom last night. Your mom. I thought maybe I should take a bite.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん昨夜お母さんに会ったわお母さんかじったほうがいいと思った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I saw your mom last night. Mom, I thought I'd better interfere.
INTO JAPANESE
ママ昨夜お母さんに会ったよママ邪魔した方がいいと思って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I saw your mom last night. Mom, I thought I'd better get in the way.
INTO JAPANESE
ママ昨夜お母さんに会ったよママ邪魔しないと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I saw your mom last night. Mom, I need to get out of the way.
INTO JAPANESE
ママ昨夜お母さんに会ったよママ邪魔しないと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I saw your mom last night. Mom, I need to get out of the way.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.