YOU SAID:
your mom can eat my feet if she wanted to but I smell like a chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんは私の足を食べることができますが、私は鶏の匂いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom can eat my feet, but I smell chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
ママは私の足を食べることができますが、私は鶏肉のにおいがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom can eat my feet, but I smell chicken.
You should move to Japan!