YOU SAID:
your mama so fat that the earth decided to orbit her
INTO JAPANESE
地球が彼女をオービットすることを決めたので、脂肪あなたのママ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Decided her to orbit the Earth, so fat your MOM
INTO JAPANESE
彼女のことを決めた軌道、だから脂肪あなたのお母さん
You've done this before, haven't you.