YOU SAID:
your mama is so fat she couldn't even fit in the car to drive you to soccer practice!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても太っていて、あなたをサッカーの練習に連れて行くために車に乗ることさえできませんでした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't even get in the car to take you to soccer practice!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお母さんはとても太っていたので、あなたをサッカーの練習に連れて行くために車に乗ることさえできませんでした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't even get in the car to take you to soccer practice!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.