YOU SAID:
Your Honor, my client clearly said he didn't do it "on god" and "for real"
INTO JAPANESE
裁判長、私の依頼人は明らかに「神様」と「本気で」それをしなかったと言っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Honor, my client is clearly saying that God and I didn't do it.
INTO JAPANESE
裁判長私の依頼人は明らかに神と私はそれをしていないと言っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Honor, my client is clearly saying that God and I have not done that.
INTO JAPANESE
裁判長私の依頼人は明らかに神と私はそうしていないと言っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Honor, my client is clearly saying that God and I have not done so.
INTO JAPANESE
裁判長私の依頼人は明らかに神と私はそうしていないと言っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your Honor, my client is clearly saying that God and I have not done so.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.