YOU SAID:

your face is so yellow that an onion cries seeing you even though it does not have eyes and suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの顔は黄色で、タマネギが目を覚まして泣いても、目がなくても自殺があなた自身を刺して自分を吊ることができる唯一の方法です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your face is yellow, even if the onion cries awake, the only way that suicide can hang yourself by stabbing yourself even without eyes

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの顔は黄色です。タマネギが目を覚ましても目がなくても自分を刺すことができる唯一の方法です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your face is yellow. It is the only way that you can stab yourself even if your onion wakes up without your eyes

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの顔は黄色です。あなたのタマネギが目を覚まさなくても目を覚ますことができるのは唯一の方法です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your face is yellow. It is the only way that you can wake up even if your onion does not wake up

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの顔は黄色です。玉ねぎが目を覚まさなくても目を覚ますことができるのは唯一の方法です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your face is yellow. It is the only way that you can wake up even if onions do not wake up

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの顔は黄色です。タマネギが目を覚まさなくても目を覚ますことができるのは唯一の方法です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your face is yellow. It is the only way that you can wake up even if onions do not wake up