YOU SAID:
Your damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたがしていないと、あなたは気が気になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are not doing it, you will care.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそれをしていないなら、あなたは気にします。
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If you are not doing it, you care.
INTO JAPANESE
いないなら。
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If you're not.
INTO JAPANESE
もしなんなら・・・
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well if you're not...
INTO JAPANESE
もしなんなら・・・
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium