YOU SAID:
your dad won't eat me out so I burned all of his polo shirts.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお父さんは私を外食しないので、お父さんのポロシャツをすべて燃やしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your father won't take me out to eat, so I burned all of your father's polo shirts.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお父さんは私を食事に連れて行ってくれないので、あなたのお父さんのポロシャツをすべて燃やしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your father won't take me out to eat, so I burned all of your father's polo shirts.
Well done, yes, well done!