YOU SAID:
your dad is a nonce and drinks petrol
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお父さんはノンスでガソリンを飲みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dad drinks petrol nonce
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのお父さんはガソリンナンスを飲みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dad drinks petrol nonce
That didn't even make that much sense in English.