YOU SAID:
Your brain translates wtf but not lol.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの脳はwtfを翻訳しますが、笑はしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your brain will translate wtf, but I will not laugh.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの脳はwtfを翻訳するでしょう、しかし私は笑いません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your brain will translate wtf, but I will not laugh.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.