YOU SAID:
YOUR ASSignment IS an unHAPPY one. PLEASE EAT SOME SHIiTake mushrooms.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの割り当ては不幸なものです。 PLEASE EAT SOME SHIiTake きのこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your assignment is an unfortunate one. PLEASE EAT SOME SHIiTake mushrooms.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの任務は不幸なものです。 PLEASE EAT SOME SHIiTake きのこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your assignment is an unfortunate one. PLEASE EAT SOME SHIiTake mushrooms.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.