YOU SAID:
You! Your dog farted on my hoagie
INTO JAPANESE
お前!お前の犬が俺のホーギーにオナニーしたんだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Your dog masturbated on my Hoggy!
INTO JAPANESE
お前の犬が俺のホギーをオナニーした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dog masturbated my hoggy!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの犬は私のホギーをオナニーした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dog masturbated my hoggy!
That's deep, man.