YOU SAID:
You, you! Me me pickle pee! Me, me pump-a-rum!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、あなた!私私はおしっこをピクルス!私は、私はポンプをラム酒!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are! my pickles to pee I! I I pump up rum!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは!私をおしっこをする私のピクルス!私は、私はラム酒をポンプ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! I pee my pickle!, I pump up rum!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが!私のピクルスをおしっこ!、私はラム酒をポンプ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Peeing my pickle!, I pump up the rum!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが!私のピクルスをおもらし!、私はラム酒をポンプ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Peeing my pickle!, I pump up the rum!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.