YOU SAID:
You would have won, had this been a fair fight. However, I do not wish to lose, so there is no way I would ever allow you to have a fair fight. Sorry 'bout that.
INTO JAPANESE
これが公正な戦いだったら、あなたは勝っていたでしょう。しかし、私は負けたくないので、私はあなたが公正な戦いをすることを許す方法はありません。申し訳ありませんが、それを吹き飛ばす。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this had been a fair fight, you would have won. But I don't want to lose, so I have no way of allowing you to have a fair fight. Sorry, blow it away.
INTO JAPANESE
もしこれが公正な戦いだったら、あなたは勝っていただろう。しかし、私は負けたくないので、私はあなたが公正な戦いをすることを許す方法はありません。申し訳ありませんが、それを吹き飛ばします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this had been a fair fight, you would have won. But I don't want to lose, so I have no way of allowing you to have a fair fight. Sorry, blow it away.
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