YOU SAID:
you would be a pig and fly if they had a child
INTO JAPANESE
彼らに子供がいたら、あなたは豚になって飛ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If they had children, you would turn into a pig and fly
INTO JAPANESE
もし彼らに子供がいたら、あなたは豚になって空を飛ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If they had children, you'd be a pig and fly
INTO JAPANESE
彼らに子供がいたら、あなたは豚になって飛ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If they had children, you would turn into a pig and fly
INTO JAPANESE
もし彼らに子供がいたら、あなたは豚になって空を飛ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If they had children, you'd be a pig and fly
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