YOU SAID:
You won't even believe how straight 17 year old me was.
INTO JAPANESE
ストレートの 17 歳だったあなたも信じられない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe you were straight 17-year-old.
INTO JAPANESE
私はストレートの 17 歳だったなんて信じられない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can't believe I was a 17-year-old straight.
INTO JAPANESE
私はストレート 17 歳だったなんて信じられない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can't believe I was a 17-year-old straight.
Come on, you can do better than that.