YOU SAID:
You WILL eat pizza. Pizza is life.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはピザを食べます。ピザは人生です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You eat pizza. Pizza is life.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはピザを食べます。ピザは人生です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You eat pizza. Pizza is life.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.