YOU SAID:

You what mate? I swear on me mum I'll bash your head in!

INTO JAPANESE

ものが合致するか。私は母にあなたの頭を bash よ私に誓う!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Match what? My mother your head bash I swear to me!

INTO JAPANESE

何と一致ですか。私母頭 bash を私に誓う!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What is a match? I swear my mother head bash!

INTO JAPANESE

マッチとは何ですか。私は私の母の頭の bash を誓う!