YOU SAID:
You were almost a Jill sandwich!
INTO JAPANESE
ほとんどジル サンドイッチした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Little Jill sandwich!
INTO JAPANESE
少しジル サンドイッチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a Jill sandwich!
INTO JAPANESE
ジル ・ サンドイッチだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a Jill sandwich!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.