YOU SAID:
You were almost a Jill sandwich.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、ほぼジルサンドイッチしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You've almost jirsandwich.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、ほぼ jirsandwich をしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are almost jirsandwich.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、ほぼjirsandwichです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are almost jirsandwich.
That's deep, man.