YOU SAID:
You wear a cat on your head
INTO JAPANESE
頭に猫をかぶっているね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you have a cat on your head
INTO JAPANESE
頭に猫が乗っていますね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cat on my head
INTO JAPANESE
頭に猫が乗っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cat on head
INTO JAPANESE
頭の上の猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cat on head
That didn't even make that much sense in English.