YOU SAID:
you want yo tiddies slapped
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはヨーヨーを平手打ちしたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You want to slap yo
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがたたきたい
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I want to beat you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたに勝ちたい
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I want to win you
INTO JAPANESE
- 僕は勝ちたい
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- I want to win.
INTO JAPANESE
- 僕は勝ちたい
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- I want to win.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.