YOU SAID:

you want to send my donkey on a wild ride in the crib

INTO JAPANESE

私のロバをベビーベッドでワイルドなドライブに送りたいの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to send my ass on a wild ride in the crib

INTO JAPANESE

私はベビーベッドでワイルドなドライブに私のお尻を送りたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to send my ass on a wild ride in the crib