YOU SAID:
You want a burger eat a burger
INTO JAPANESE
ハンバーガーが食べたいなら、ハンバーガーを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want a hamburger, eat a hamburger
INTO JAPANESE
ハンバーガーが食べたいならハンバーガーを食べましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want a hamburger, eat a hamburger
That didn't even make that much sense in English.