YOU SAID:
You walk into a bar at noon ten years ago, and find a llama and a pig battling.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは10年前の正午にバーに足を踏み入れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You stepped into the bar at noon ten years ago.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは10年前の正午にバーに足を踏み入れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You stepped into the bar at noon ten years ago.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.