YOU SAID:
you wake up with a hatchet over your head
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは頭の上に手斧で目を覚ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You wake up with a hatchet on your head
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは頭に手斧を持って目を覚ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You wake up with a hatchet in your head
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは頭の中に手斧を持って目を覚ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You wake up with a hatchet in your head
You should move to Japan!