YOU SAID:
You wake up in a bush with mini umbrellas stuck in your ears
INTO JAPANESE
耳に小さな傘が刺さったまま茂みの中で目を覚ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wake up in the bush with a small umbrella stuck in my ear
INTO JAPANESE
耳に小さな傘が突き刺さったまま、茂みの中で目を覚ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wake up in the bush with a small umbrella stuck in my ear
You should move to Japan!