YOU SAID:

You’ve got to be kidding me.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談でしょうね。

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You must be joking.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談じゃないわ。

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I'm not kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談じゃないよ。

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no kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談じゃない。

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I am not joking.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談じゃない。

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I am not joking.