YOU SAID:

You took a big poo in my bathtub and now my wife smells of cabbage.

INTO JAPANESE

私バスタブに大きなうんちをしたし、今私の妻は、キャベツのにおいがします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My very big yes on and now my wife is the smell of cabbage.

INTO JAPANESE

私の非常に大きな [はい] と今私の妻は、キャベツのにおいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My very big Yes and now my wife is the smell of cabbage.

INTO JAPANESE

私の非常に大きなはい、今私の妻は、キャベツのにおいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My very big Yes, now my wife, the smell of cabbage is.