YOU SAID:
You stole my wife, volcano man.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻、火山の男を盗んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stole the man of my wife, volcano.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻の男を盗んだ火山。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Volcano stole my wife man.
INTO JAPANESE
火山は、私の妻男を盗んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Volcano stole my wife man.
You should move to Japan!