YOU SAID:
You spend that every week on, like, a manicure, Jessica!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは毎週それを、マニキュア、ジェシカのように過ごします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You spend it every week, like manicure, jessica!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはマニキュア、ジェシカのように、毎週それを過ごします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You spend it every week, like manicure, jessica!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.