YOU SAID:
you smell like hard boiled cucumbers
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは硬くゆでたキュウリのような匂いがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you smell like a hard boiled cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは硬く茹でたキュウリのような匂いがします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you smell like a hard boiled cucumber
Come on, you can do better than that.