YOU SAID:
You smell like a toenail
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爪の匂いがする
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Smells nails
INTO JAPANESE
匂いの爪
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Smelling nails
INTO JAPANESE
香りの爪
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Scented nail
INTO JAPANESE
香りの爪
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Scented nail
That didn't even make that much sense in English.