YOU SAID:
You smell like a dog with cheese on a frog with no log.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはログなしのカエルにチーズと犬のようなにおい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Frog log in without your cheese and smell like a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズと犬のようなにおいのないログインにカエル。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Login do not smell like cheese and dog frog.
INTO JAPANESE
ログインは、チーズと犬のカエルのような匂いはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Login doesn't smell like cheese and dog frog.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズと犬のカエルのような香りがログインしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Login does not smell like cheese and dog frog.
INTO JAPANESE
ログインは、チーズと犬のカエルのような匂いがしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Login does not smell like cheese and dog frog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.